We have been forsaken this week, friends.
Fox decided that instead of airing another episode of The Masked Singer which would have revealed to us the identity of another one of the celebrity Masked Singers, they would dare to air something called the World Series.
Listen, we know it's an important time for baseball fans, but that doesn't mean we weren't sitting around at 8 p.m. ET on Wednesday feeling just a little deprived of our weekly dose of mystery solved.
So, because we couldn't stop thinking about it, we did a little bit of a deep dive into all of the Masked Singers to pick out our best and favorite guesses from our own brains and from many Youtube videos.
Below, you'll find our best attempt at unmasking each of the remaining singers. Some we feel pretty sure about. Others, we're more confused than ever thanks to the internet. Anybody could be anybody at this point. And they're definitely all Jamie Foxx, Jenny McCarthy.
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Egg: Johnny Weir
Week 1 Clues: "intimate evenings with egg," strong on the outside, vulnerable on the inside, coming on this show is a bit of a leap, years of being on top of the pyramid, going for the gold, always eggs-tra and does enjoy a good sparkle
Visuals: snow globe, swan, dreamcatcher, creepy dolls, a skateboard
Songs: "Just Dance"
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Ice Cream: Ninja
Week 1 Clues: Every day is cheat day, but life wasn't always this chill, caught a lot of flack for doing what he loved most, his parents had their doubts, believed in his ridiculous dream and turned his fantasy into reality, has over a billion reasons to be proud of his hard work, used to performing in front of millions of people, now in a "different kind of mask," says he's sweet and everybody loves him
Visuals: Lots of money, karate, headphones, emojis
Songs: "Old Town Road"
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Panda: Laila Ali
Week 2 Clues: The setting was a forest, lots of talk about family, especially the father. Cookbooks were shown. Lots of talk about strength.
Song: "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
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Eagle: Dr. Drew Pinsky
Clues: He's the face of his field, but he's had a health scare and lost a parent and has now realized life is short. He wants to tell his own stories and leave the safety of his nest behind. Doesn't just hang out with rockstars, but is one.
Song: "I Would Do Anything For Love"
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Skeleton: Paul Shaffer
Week 4 Clues: Lots of talk about being overshadowed and in the background, pulling strings and conducting. Now he's in the spotlight…and revealed as Paul Schafer.
Songs: "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet.
Week 4 Clues: She had a squeaky clean image and an amazing career that spanned all areas, including music and TV. Now she doesn't have to pretend anymore and she's got her voice…and butt. She never went actually went to prom, but she did on TV. Judges guessed Tatyana Ali, Raven-Symone and…Christina Aguilera.
Song: "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.
Guess: The more we hear from this spooky spider, the more we're convinced it's none other than former child star Raven-Symone. But we also could hear RHOA star Kandi Burruss, who also just so happens to be a singer and prolific songwriter and former member of Xscape.
Week 4 Clues: When she first started out, she was a hood rat but a "powerful wizard" brought her to Hollywood. She never had any connections and came from humble beginnings. She wanted to be a doctor and even began studying.
Songs: "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins
Guess: Adrienne Bailon. It's definitely Adrienne Bailon. She went to school for medicine but was then discovered by "powerful wizard" Ricky Martin. And if the Black Widow actually is Raven, season 2 has been a Cheetah Girls reunion all along!
Week 4 Clues: More references to once being on top, and primetime, and now they're flipping the script. Given up as a baby, passed from pack to pack. Lived life in color ever since. Wants to be a hero to his cubs. Once served fast food.
Songs: "Stitches" by Shawn Mendes.
Guess: Seal. It doesn't feel like something Seal would necessarily do, but it sounds like Seal, and according to his Wikipedia, Seal was raised by a foster family. And like…when you google "Seal Leopard," you remember that leopard seals are already a thing. Then again, we've also been getting drag queen vibes from Leopard and as far as we know, Seal is not a drag queen.
Week 4 Clues: Lots of London visuals and talk of once being at the height of their career. Everyone knew her name, but when she tried to spread her wings, she lost everything. Breakdowns and breakups followed, as did a lot of alone time in hibernation. They even had a butterfly tattoo.
Songs: "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi.
Guess: Michelle Williams. She's done a lot of shows and worked with labels in London and has a butterfly tattoo. Other celeb singers with butterfly tattoos: Lea Michele, Halsey, Noah Cyrus, Mariah Carey, Keke Palmer.
Week 3 Clues: Some say she blossoms in every field she plants herself in, being a flower was a "natural arrangement," she cooks, she crafts, has a clothing line. Does everything to the nines, doesn't even go to the grocery store without lipstick and pumps on, but doesn't have makeup on under the mask. Ready to have fun and be free after sowing the seeds of this empire with her bare hands. "This legend is here to be a vision of love on this stage."
Song: "9 to 5"
Guess: Patti LaBelle was trending on Twitter after viewers heard the Flower's voice, and she once had a cooking show.
Clues: Has always been told she's not pretty enough, not smart enough, not funny enough. A news report says her career is over. Her "hit list" includes classroom bully, comedy club owner, Hollywood casting director, exes, the press, and herself. Wants to sing for those of us who dared to be different, doesn't need a permission slip to be who she is, everything is not black and white, signs read "I'm not your secretary"
Song: "The Middle"
Guess: Sherri Shepherd. She even has a book called "Permission Slips." The performance of The Middle sounded a little breathier than Sherri's voice, but maybe she was trying to disguise it? Or it's someone else entirely! Could this one also be Raven-Symone?
Clues: A comic book bedtime story, works best at night, dabbled in many genres from Doogie to Doubtfire, lived two different lives—his on-air superhero persona who lives to entertain, and then who he is at home
Song: "This Love"
Best guess: Wayne Brady! He's played Neil Patrick Harris' brother on HIMYM and worked with Robin Williams many times on Whose Line Is It Anyway, on which he dabbled in many genres. He's also a fantastic singer. We just feel very sure this is Wayne Brady.
Week 4 Clues: There were visuals of magic and the American flag, and he said he wears his heart on his sleeve and is a big softie at his core. There was also a reference to not running with the bulls. He once went to rehab.
Songs: "Rainbows" by Kacey Musgraves
Guess: The internet is pretty sure it's Victor Oladipo of the Pacers, and we gotta agree. He's even got some songs out, and he's got a truly gorgeous voice.
Week 1 Clues: Loves getting dolled up but it's only once a year, wishes people knew her for more than one thing, spends so long in exile when she could "dish out" more talents to make the world smile, more than an expert in delicious treats, here to jazz up her career
Visuals: public storage, "30," old black and white TV, measuring cups, sugar
Songs: "High Hopes"
Guess: This one seems to be truly stumping people, including us. Rachael Ray has been a popular guess, as has Elvira (subbing in Christmas for Halloween) and Ana Gasteyer (who has a Christmas jazz album). Valerie Bertenelli? Darlene Love? Marie Osmond? Ayesha Curry?
Week 1 Clues: "Spin Your Wheel" game show, had a lifetime of drama, family feud, lots of family gossip, born into the limelight, has a southern accent, has been through so much. She loves a shimmy.
Visuals: ham, pumpkin, skull, police car, gavel, dog with mail, scorpion, bridge, baseball bat
Songs: "Holding Out For a Hero"
Guess: Kelly Osborne, trying to hide her British accent. Other guesses from the internet include Carnie Wilson, Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jodie Sweetin, Noah Cyrus, Ashlee Simpson, and EG Daily (the voice of Tommy Pickles).
Week 1 Clues: Gotta look your best in order to perform your best, "pigskin under the Friday night lights," rose to fame almost overnight by being a hungry competitor, chose Rottweiler because he was bitten by one as a kid, wants to show the doubters it's not over, ready to take a bite out of the competition
Visuals: grooming station, "fantasy champion" ring
Guess: The internet seems sure it's Chris Daughtry, but Scott Porter from Friday Night Lights has also been a popular guess. JC Chasez? Whoever he is, he's fantastic.
The Masked Singer will return next Wednesday at 8 p.m. on Fox.